Thursday, April 2, 2009

shemale search continued

 

 

in the never ending search for information about shemales that hit my statcounter keyword analysis, i offer the above screen shot. to answer the “if you are shemale, what gender bathroom do you go to” question, my advise is to look at any shemale website, and take a look at the women shown. try to imagine what would happen if one of those women went to the men’s room. if you can’t figure it out, i suggest you simply give it up. you are too far gone.

in answer to the “post op pee shemale” query, i’ll simply say that after trans women have their surgery, we do, in fact, have to go to the bathroom to pee, and we sit down and pee just like any other woman. fascinating, i know, but true.

and in answer to the “steps to becoming a shemale” query, it’s just one foot in front of the other, like any other quest.

and finally, to answer the “pink pistols for women” query, i have to ask. are there pink pistols for men? why not just search for “pink pistols”? wtf?

 

 

this is rich. the “i want to understand why guys like shemales” search. really. you want to understand. well, the shemales on the internet fit the stereotypical criteria of beautiful women. guys like beautiful women, whether or not they possess penis’. yeah, it’s true. some guys will jerk off to anyone, penis or no, so long as they are skinny, and wear tons of makeup.

“shemales picking up men”. yeah. you wish.

“are there such things as shemales”. no, but there are trans women. believe it.

“how are shemales made?” it’s one of the miracles of god and nature. you know, the whole “god works in mysterious ways” thing.

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