the keyword analysis on my statcounter account will never cease to amuse and entertain me. reading through some of the internet searches that hit my blog, illuminates quite clearly how bush came to power in the u.s.

“difference between preop and postop shemales”
you have to be kidding, right?

“would you be happy as a shemale?”
is the searcher asking this of the internet at large? or of me specifically?

“i did not know she was a shemale”
and?

“shemales that made the cut off dick”
i like to think i made the cut, but made a cut off dick? might be worth looking into.

“how are people born shemale”
shemales are made, not born. or something.

“pink shemal surgical porn”
yikez!

“straight guys seeking women whether their transexuals or not”
i love a man who knows what he wants.

“are shemales more popular than they used to be”
nah, men have always loved us.

“why do men like shemales”
i get this search at least once a day. you’d think they’d have figured it out already.

“become a shemale naturally”
is that a command?

“lesbian women who love transwomen”
let me know how that turns out, ok?

“help i dont want to like shemales”

“i think i like shemales but im not sure”
well, you’re better off than the guy above.

“best peeing force male or female”
why would anyone want to know this?

“searching for shemale postop images”
i’m so happy for you.

“trans she love guy shemales”
um, ok then.

“guys shocked by shemales”
actually, i’m shocked by guys who are shocked by shemales. does that count?

“females you wished were shemales”
i have no words.

“meaning of unconditional love”
ask barbara walters

“post op shemales without penis pics”
now we’re getting really picky, aren’t we.

“how can a tranny have feminine curves and a penis”
it’s magic.

“can women become shemale”
:headdesk:

“global my ass warming”
just thought this was funny.

“how do post op shemales work”
you’ll have to ask my boss.

“true meaning of shemale”
now we’re getting existential

“how many shemales are there in america”
we’re everywhere.

“how do shemale pee”
like everyone else?