via stacey, stolen from shelli, i can personally attest to the existence of the condition commonly known as “blue balls”. having owned a set of said organs for a part of my life, i have experienced the condition, directly related to an extended period of arousal without a subsequent release. and having lived without said organs for the past 5+ years, i can personally attest to the direct relationship of these organs to the aforementioned condition. since my surgery, blue balls are a thing of the past.
not that i have any sympathy for those people who suffer from the, umm, disorder. it comes with the territory. deal.
Rummages around at UrbanDictionary.com…
Wow. I feel like a naïve dope. I too started out life with those particular… um… parts… and had no idea what the term “blue balls” meant. I didn’t realize that male-bodied people experienced anything like that. I had never been intimate with anyone prior to having surgery, so I suppose that’s why I’m clueless. I’ve been with a grand total of one guy, so that adds to my ignorance, too.
Live and learn.
I’ve certainly heard of guys who have been denied sexual intercourse resentfully grumbling about having “blue balls.” It seems that a certain attitude of entitlement to sex with women surrounds such comments. As you said, Nexy, they need to just deal. I mean heck, wouldn’t masturbation solve the problem?
Comment by StacyM — September 2, 2007 @ 11:08 am
absolutely - masterbation solves the problem. and again, i say that from personal experience.
Comment by nexy — September 2, 2007 @ 12:30 pm
Actually, I have also had personal experience with this condition, and in my case, masturbation is usually not an option in the situations that gives rise to the condition. If you’re getting turned on by someone who doesn’t want to have sex with you, masturbating in front of them probably isn’t on the menu either. Then by the time you get to a place where you have some privacy, the pain tends to discourage any further contact with that area. Anyway, it’s not a lot of fun and I’m glad I don’t have to deal any more.
Comment by Michelle — September 4, 2007 @ 7:13 am
lol silly girl…
I always thought it was a ploy, these blue balls. A ploy I never gave in to. Oh yes I was a slut, but when I wasn’t in the mood? Forget it.
Comment by Stacey — September 28, 2007 @ 11:15 am