it’s somehow comforting to know that should i ever decide to start practicing judaism again, there’s a special blessing just for me. of course, i’d have to be among members of the reformed sect of judaism, people who were not really considered jewish in the eyes of the community in which i was raised. though, the same wouldn’t consider me human anyway, so there’s no loss there.

edited to add:
i wonder too, if after the blessing, am i then “transgendered”? i remember after my bar mitzvah, i was “bar mitzvahed”…