These are my Weinermobiles.  The Matchbox car I received for buying three packages of Oscar Meyer Weiner packages, and the Tree Ornament I bought at Hallmark a few years ago.

This is GenderQueer the Bear.  Note hir pink, blue, white, and lavendar coloring — that’s why I gave hir that name. 

I found a handbag and wallet at a Burger King, returned it to the owner, and then I wouldn’t take a cash reward.  The greatful woman gave me GenderQueer instead.

Buellton, California brings us Anderson’s Split Pea Soup Restaurant. This Coffee Cup my friend Vicki got me as a gift from the gift shoppe has the famous split pea soup recipe.  Shhh!

As a San Diego Pride office volunteer in 2005, I  expressed to a permanent worker there that I wished I had one of these — they had about five of these.  Although I was half-joking, he took me seriously — so now I own a toilet shaped coffee cup.

If you ever ate at a Big Boy restaurant, you know who this is — he had a different name depending on what state you ate in.  This one is my Bob’s Big Boy bank from the Santa Paula, California Bob’s.

Oh the places I go, the things I see…

I bought these produce related kitchen timers at the commisary (Navy Grocery Store).

As a San Diego Pride office volunteer in 2005, I  expressed to a permanent worker there that I wished I had one each of these foam rubber buildings.  Although I was half-joking, he took me seriously — so now I own these little oddities.

This is Mr. Colon.  I got “him” from a former coworker who attended a convention of Gastroenterologists.