I have little interest in and try to limit my exposure to this kind of news, but it does seem (unavoidable at times) that there’s something ineffably “special” about the UK press/tabloids … covering American reality TV and dissipated, faded living legends … and then throwing “transsexuals” into the mix …

From the Daily Mail …

The 24-year-old managed to win over Baywatch David Hasselhoff, who quipped: ‘I’m questioning my sexuality.’

… and from The Sun …

BRITNEY SPEARS impersonator DERRICK BARRY is taking the States by storm with his rock-hard abs and razor-sharp cheekbones that would put the real deal to shame.

His sleek physique is so chic, it even had America’s Got Talent judge DAVID HASSELHOFF drooling for more during filming for the hit show.

[Photo caption: "Open-mouthed ... The Hoff"]

Drinking and drooling … pick him up KITT.